Monday, March 23, 2009

Easter Bunny vs. Santa

A slightly overweight and bearded elderly white male wearing red?



Get me out of here!


A six foot tall creepy bunny rabbit with crazy slanted eyes wearing a cloth that she may or may not have found lying in the street?



Yeah, it's all good.

So anyway, Daddy is finally home from his 2 week long underway!!!

I haven't seen him yet, but as soon as he picks me up from daycare I'm going to get to see him! He won't believe how much I've grown, at least that's what Mommy thinks. Plus, as you can see in the photograph above, I'm looking less and less child-like every day. Heck, It looks like I'm just waiting to get the Easter photo over with so I can make it to my Driver's Ed class on time.

Other than me getting bigger (I can turn on/off lights FYI), Mommy has been really excited about her new job at Bank of America. She's a collector but don't worry! She only takes IN-bound calls from people that missed a payment on accident or who have an actual desire to settle their debt. The OUT-bound collectors make a lot more money, but they basically sell their souls for quick cash. Anyway, she's really smart and is sure that she'll be making big bonuses and possibly be promoted in no time. Daddy is really glad that she's enjoying her new job, after all how often do you hear about someone actually liking their job!

I miss everyone a whole bunch but am glad that I got to see Gran-D and Uncle J-bone last weekend. J-bone is going to ship off to Afghanistan soon to take out psychopathic terrorists so that little guys like me have a peaceful future. Thank God for brave heroes like my Uncle J-bone!! Daddy does his part too.. I guess; but he just sits on a boat all day grumbling about bureaucracies and inept leadership - not quite the same level of patriotism ;)

Well enough about all that. Sorry to keep you waiting so long for an update, but times are tough and we're all making sacrifices! I'll make sure to keep you updated at least monthly for as long as I have this blog, but hopefully I can update a little more often than that. Next month is my Birthday though so expect a great update full of lots of pictures and/or video.

I love you all! Take care of yourselves,

B-man