Wow has it been a long time!

Sorry my avid fans, I should have been updating more frequently but I've been busy!

Mommy is still working at Red Lobster, and she's making Big Bucks! She's working a lot still, and I miss her when she's gone, but me and Daddy get to play while she's gone.

I've been real busy learning how to walk lately! Daddy will let me hold on to his hands and I'll just go wherever I want to go. Also, even though I'm not too confident yet, I'm able to stand on my own for a good 3-5 seconds. Once I realize that I'm standing I cautiously sit back down.. It's scary up there! Still, it's gonna be even scarier for Mommy and Daddy when I do start walking and standing - they're running out of places to hide the breakables ;)

Hopefully Daddy's mom and dad and my uncle can come see me for my birthday. My Aunt Heather is coming down during spring break, and we're all really excited.

Daddy is having a guy look at the motor of his sailboat on Monday to get it working just like new. We can't wait to go out sailing again soon, especially me! We just have to wait a while until the weather gets warmer and then its anchors away!

Well, that's just about all that's going on in my life at the moment. I'll keep you all posted! Love you,

B-man

Bonus B-man Video #2!

As soon as I figure out this spoon... Oh! There you go! The stubby side goes in the mouth, go figure.

While I had a heaping bowl of chicken soup and oatmeal, daddy is stuck with eating frozen chimichangas and toquitos to stay alive. Now that mommy is working they don't cook big meals together every night - so daddy's basically hopeless. So much for keeping up his girlish figure.

I got to be babysat today by my new babysitter. She has a little girl just a month older than, we played a lot while I was there. I feel embarrassed because the oatmeal I've been eating now has been giving me gas, and it was stinky. That's ok, I finished the last of it tonight and am going back on rice cereal. Mommy and daddy can't wait.

I'm gonna go chew on the spoon some more and think of ingenious new posts to make. Adios mi amigos!

B-man

Bonus B-man Video #1!

For some reason I can't get this video to play for longer than 5 seconds! This makes me sad, but I'll figure out some way to get it working right. For now, if you want to watch the rest just keep clicking on the time-bar where it stops.

Sorry about the delay, my avid fans!

B-man

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A! (except for mommy and daddy!)

Today was fun! Mommy took me to the mall while she looked for new comfortable work pants, and daddy was able to come home early from work to spend time with me. After my afternoon nap, we all went to the YMCA. Mommy and daddy worked out and I played in the childcare room. Usually I just keep to myself and wander around until they come back to get me. When they came back they looked like they could use a nap.

Tomorrow I may meet my new babysitter, boy is she lucky! She will be able to watch me any time that daddy can't, and she's raised three boys who are all in the military - so she understands that daddy's schedule isn't always predictable.

Mommy was really mean to daddy all day today, she really sets a bad example for me. I learned that hitting daddy in the face can be very fun and should be repeated often! Yay! J/k, mommy is nice to daddy. They love each other very much, just like I do!

Well, gotta go. Talk to you next time,

B-man

I heart Bathtime

So today was a typical Monday for me, wake up, make loud noises until mommy comes to get me, poop, eat a little, make more loud noises, get into stuff, poop, etc. Mommy went to work at 4pm (she started this new job at Red Lobster) so she didn't get to see me before I went to bed. Don't tell her, but daddy let me stay up past 9. It was great.

Daddy was talking to Grandpa Clayton about them coming down for my birthday - I sure hope they can make it. We may go to Houston, but that all depends on how things go with daddy's work.

Well, I don't have much more to say, I think I'll go scare daddy by putting more stuff in my mouth. Take care, everybody!

B-man

No more fever!

Hello again,

So my fever is gone! I know that not everyone is aware that I've been a little sick this last week, so I'll fill you in. I had been having trouble sleeping and eating because of my stuffy nose, and when my mommy and daddy checked my temperature it was over 100. They used this ear thing that takes the temperature of my ears - I hated it at first. Maybe it just tickled or something.

Anyway, we went to the doctor Friday the 2nd and the nice lady there told me I had an infection in my poor little ear, and the other ear looked a little red too. She said that I would need to take Amoxycillin for ten days to get better. That stuff is great, it tastes awesome!

So I woke up this morning feeling like a million bucks, mommy came in and gave me a bottle hoping I would go back to sleep because it was 5:30 a.m. or something. She looked cranky. When I finally woke up again at around 8:30 a.m. daddy took my temperature and it was back down to normal! That was of course after he changed my stinkiest diaper ever. I was proud, he looked nauseous. Then I had applesause.

Daddy tried taking pictures of me so I could put them on my blog, but I didn't feel like giving him any good ones. I think he's just trying to get me used to cameras now, so in the future the papparazi won't bother me so much.

Well, I'll see you later, I've got stuff to put in my mouth and diapers to fill. It's a full time job turning mommy and daddy into parents.

B-man

Enter B-Man

Hello everybody!

As most of you know already my name is Brandon Scott Clayton, but my friends call me B-man. I'm currently 9 1/2 months old, and although my vocal abilities are not quite yet up to par, my ability to type just comes naturally (as well as my extended vocabulary). Guess that's just some of the perks for having an awesomely intelligent and witty father - good genes. I guess I should also mention how incredibly cute I am. Yeah, not to brag or anything, but I put the Gerber Baby to utter shame. Guess that's just some of the perks of having a mother so pretty and kind. Oh yeah, I'm a little charmer as well. Naturally.

But enough about me! Wait... who am I kidding, this whole blog is nothing but me. I mean, all the frequently updated pictures and videos, as well as my own hand-typed commentary - it's all about me! Silly of me to forget.

Well, I hope you all enjoy! Bookmark my page now so you won't miss out on the latest news! Adios!


B-man